Friday, February 27, 2009
Funny truths about life in Singapore
Joe's Email
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1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep
3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)
5. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy,harder & harder to Maintain
7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More
8. High-tech barbaric Singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art equipment, but dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet
9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans
10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese
11. Sporean never like to vote, but like to complain
12. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats
13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost======================================================================
~Reply to Joe's Email~
Unfortunately i belong one of the funny truth
#1 - Im a victim of this, it is v hard for me to fall aslp at night, coz my mind is always wandering off thinking n thinking which thus results to me not being able to wake up on time the next morning. Happy for cab drivers, irritation for me. Cost me $25 to cab fr hm to my office!!!#12 - I seriously cnt stand this. I'm just curious, what's with this Hello Kitty craze anyway? People can wait for 3-4 hrs or more jus for sum dumb soft toy but they cant wait for a mere 5 mins to be served. Talk abt irony. #13 - This always happens, whether you like it or not, its Sinagpore's fashion hahahahahaLabels: Humour
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